July 2010
15 posts
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
– Mark Twain
I’ve got to read some more.
Push-Up + Sushi = Sushi Poppers
Being lazy, I have found a fondness for eating foods on a stick. You don’t need plates, you only have to use one hand, you can literally eat it anywhere. Couple that with my Asian-ness and it being incredibly hot this summer, I sometimes want a stick-based, cold, Asian treat…thank goodness they finally made Sushi Poppers.
I haven’t tried...
Busted Watermain
Two cars got in an accident and one of them knocked over a fire extinguisher and yeah…that explains these pictures. Corner of Sepulveda and Plummer.
The Knork, Clone High, and Abraham Lincoln
Do you ever get a craving to eat a steak, but then get stopped dead in your tracks because of the cumbersome task of having to use two utensils to cut food AND place it in your mouth? Fear not, my lazy brethren, a company called ‘Knork Flatware’ has come up with…well…the Knork. It’s basically a fork with a dull-ish/sharp-ish cutting edge that allows you to eat...
What the @#$% Am I Doing With My Life?: A Series
Chapter 1 - Bildungsroman
One of the best teachers I ever had in High School was my 9th grade English teacher. She taught us the importance of analyzing what we read; breaking down the story into principle characters, identifying themes, isolating literary devices, and understanding the importance of conflict and tension within all narratives. These are tools that have helped develop my reading...
Soccer Definitely Has Its Moments
What you’re seeing here is Dutch soccer player Demy De Zeeuw (Orange jersey) getting bicycle-kicked mid-air by Martin Caceres (guy that just bicycle-kicked Orange jersey in the face) in what might be the most amazing play of the entire 2010 World Cup. I mean, do you see this? You can tell that this wasn’t intentional, because you couldn’t do it if you tried. The timing, the...
What the @#$% Am I Doing With My Life?: A Series
Introduction:
I’ve largely lived a life of little consequence and little significance. If I were to have never existed…wait…this sounds too melodramatic. Let’s just say at the current rate things are going, I’m never going to have my own Wikipedia page.
It’s not that I recently realized a need to be recognized or remembered (there might be some of that going...