May 2010
12 posts
Happy Memorial Day
May 31st
Remember Mayfield: A Short Story
One never fully gets used to waking up to the taste of blood.  It floats and dilutes in the mouth for hours.  The iron in the blood separates and runs over the taste buds; the taste of pennies.  You don’t realize it, until one moment the synapses in your brain decide to let you know. Even before you open your eyes, you run your tongue over the corners of your mouth.  The dried lines of...
May 27th
WatchWatch
Best parents in the world.  Awesome reaction.
May 22nd
Being Unemployed, I watch a Lot of TV...
But Tyra Banks is by far the craziest of the crazies.  Well…her show’s canceled at the end of this week, so that’s going to create a delusional power-vacuum that’s going to inevitably be created so who knows what’s going to take her place. I wouldn’t mind watching Gary Busy on daytime television, and according to this picture, he looks like he approves.
May 21st
May 14th
'A Little Fable' by Franz Kafka
“Alas,” said the mouse, “the world is growing smaller every day.  At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid, I kept running and running, and I was glad when at last I saw walls far away to the right and left, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I must run into.”  “You...
May 11th
May 10th
Chrome's Cool, But I'll Stick with Firefox
I mean this video’s pretty sweet.  Even taking into consideration that these speed tests pay the same amount of attention to science or accuracy as an episode of Mythbusters, they prove a point.  Chrome is fast. But imho, Firefox is well-rounded in all categories and I’ll stick with it.  And Chrome is named after an elemental property of metal.  Firefox is based on a 1982 movie...
May 6th
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May 3rd
Girls are Bad at Sound Effects
Not being sexist or anything, but it’s science.
May 1st